A7 cheeky fill-in-the-blank Christmas card featuring a small illustrated present and text about holiday wish lists.

Cheeky "Wish List" Funny Christmas Card - Hand-Illustrated A7 Stationery

"I don’t want it"

Name: I don't want it
Brand: The Inkist
SKU: dontwantitA7
Price: 2.7 GBP
Availability: InStock

£2.70

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Order placed 11th November

Dispatched 11th November

Standard delivery 12th - 13th November

A7 Compact (7.4cm x 10.5cm)

Hand-drawn original illustration
Luxury 324gsm Mohawk card stock
Individually hand-finished in the studio
Printed on an advanced Indigo press for vibrant detail
Blank inside for your own message
Supplied with a matching rustic kraft envelope
Designed and printed locally in the UK
Eco-friendly and sustainable production

This cheeky A7 Christmas card features a neatly wrapped little present alongside the playful prompt: If it’s not a ________ / I don’t want it. Whether you use it to playfully hint at an absurdly lavish wish-list item (like a sports car or a holiday to the Maldives) or something simple and deeply specific (like a massive bar of chocolate or a morning lie-in), it’s a guaranteed laugh for your partner. Originally hand-illustrated and printed in the UK on premium textured card stock with a blank interior for your actual message (or extra demands!).

Make every occasion memorable with our premium hand-finished greeting cards. Printed using Indigo digital printing technology, these cards feature vibrant, true-to-life colours and exceptional detail. Printed on luxurious Mohawk Eggshell 324 gsm paper, known for its elegant texture and strength, each card offers a refined, tactile experience that sets it apart. The perfect way to send heartfelt messages, whether it’s for birthdays, Christmas, thank-yous, or any other special moment. The card is A7 portrait (10.5cm by 7.4cm) and comes with a colourful paper envelope.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How does the fill-in-the-blank work?

The card has a blank space in the text so you can handwrite whatever cheeky, extravagant, or silly gift you have in mind using your own pen before gifting it!

What size is the card?

This design is printed in a compact A7 size, making it a cute, punchy little note to tuck right on top of a real gift or hand over with a wink.

How are these cards made?

Every card starts as an original studio design, printed locally in the UK on thick, sustainable card stock using top-quality presses, and paired with a coordinating envelope.